I love, love, love, love, love words!

An e-mail went out to our entire company today that has me crying with laughter. I love moments like this. In order to protect the innocent, I won't post who wrote the e-mail, but still had to share it. My word-loving friends, prepare yourselves...

This is to let you know that we will have a crew here this afternoon to install some soundproofing in the conference rooms in Building 2. I apologize if this causes any incontinence.

All I can say is I'm REALLY grateful to be working from home today if the soundproofing might have such unpleasant results!!